http://www.earlyorke.com Official website for Maine writer Earl Yorke. Fri, 05 Sep 2008 20:03:59 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en I found this on ebaumsworld today... laughed my ass off. I thought that you might be in need of a good laugh too. See how caring I am? DON'T WATCH THIS WITH KIDS IN THE ROOM. http://www.earlyorke.com/2008/09/05/dont-watch-this-with-kids-around/ Bernie Mac (1957-2008) Died Saturday from -- wait for it -- pneumonia. How the hell does a millionaire die from pneumonia? At first I was a bit perplexed, but then I read that he suffered from some disease that severely affects his immune system. Tough break, man (respectfully). Isaac ... http://www.earlyorke.com/2008/08/12/everyone-is-dying-wtf1/ We went to the midnight showing of The Dark Knight last night. If you don't know what that is, I'll just say: 1) shame on you, and 2) really? wtf? While The Dark Knight was probably one of the best experiences of my life, I can't help but adhere ... http://www.earlyorke.com/2008/07/18/the-dark-knight-was-great-watchmen-could-be-even-greater/ This will almost certainly turn out to be the next over-hyped/played video on the interwebs. If this little idiot was my son I'd probably take him out back and shoot him. Some kids play video games waaaaaaaaaaay too much, and as a result are turning things like books ... http://www.earlyorke.com/2008/07/15/halo-kid/ Dina and I took Cedric to my Aunt and Uncle's 25th wedding anniversary party tonight. It was a blast. Lots of dancing and drinking... both were in full force tonight. Most of these pics are of Cedric (can you blame me?). Hope that you guys get a laugh ... http://www.earlyorke.com/2008/07/07/happy-25th-anniversary-uncle-muck-and-aunt-lisa/ No idea what these guys are trying to perform in order to save their manhood in the following video. My best guess is that they are attempting to recite a tongue-twister as quickly as they can, but I'm not 100% on that. Anyway, only one of them succeeds ... http://www.earlyorke.com/2008/07/02/japanese-television-will-show-you-the-funny/ Christians. Why the hell can't they just leave everyone to worship -- or not worship -- in their own way. Why do they have to do things like protest at Heath Ledger's funeral because he portrayed a homosexual in a movie? Why do they feel obligated to ... http://www.earlyorke.com/2008/06/29/proof-that-george-carlin-is-burning-in-hell-and-by-proof-i-mean-some-crazy-guys-opinion/ Thanks, Tina ... cookie?! BARACK OBAMA FOR PRESIDENT! http://www.earlyorke.com/2008/06/15/im-voting-republican-and-here-is-why/