DON’T WATCH THIS WITH KIDS IN THE ROOM.

Died Saturday from — wait for it — pneumonia. How the hell does a millionaire die from pneumonia? At first I was a bit perplexed, but then I read that he suffered from some disease that severely affects his immune system. Tough break, man (respectfully).

Isaac Hayes (1942-2008)

He was found passed out near his treadmill. He died an hour later at Baptist East Hospital in Memphis.

Okay… let’s now add to this the long list of celebrity deaths this year:

Heath Ledger
Tim Russert
Charlton Heston
Bill O’Reilly (Okay, wishful thinking)
Sydney Pollack
Harvey Korman
George Carlin

…and those are only a few. What is going on here? I understand that death is a normal and inevitable part of one’s life, and that celebrities, though ridiculously wealthy, also must kick the bucket… but why are so many of them dying this year? I can’t recall ever seeing so many famous names pop up online with that dismal (19##-2008) following them. Do the celebrities know something that we don’t know? Are they cashing in their chips to go meet up with good ‘ole L. Ron Hubbard for a reason? Oh my God, is something really devastating about to happen to us all? Whoa, hold on a sec… are the terrorists going to attack again?! Is that what it is?! THAT’S WHAT IT IS ISN’T IT! HOLY CRAP… HOW DID THEY KNOW?!

*off to the bathroom with straight-edge in hand

While The Dark Knight was probably one of the best experiences of my life, I can’t help but adhere to the lingering memory of one specific trailer that preceeded it at that showing. I’ve been following every piece of info on “Watchmen” (the movie depicted in said trailer), but up until now the world has been denied even a teaser trailer. Well, the wait is over. Check out this slice of fried gold (yes, I just quoted Shaun of the Dead… and Hott Fuzz):

I will give him credit for his attention to detail though. He did a great job replicating those weapons. He’s still a nut-job though.

Most of these pics are of Cedric (can you blame me?). Hope that you guys get a laugh from them. We sure did.

Momma teaching the little man to dance.

My grandparents sharing a moment. I love you guys.

Cedric and Matthew dancing it up a bit.

Rainey (My mother’s Fiancee… not sure I spelled his name correctly) dancing with Cedric.

Dina getting her groove on with my cousins and other girls who I don’t know.

Cedric getting his mini-groove on with the ladies… he makes me look so bad.

Musical chairs… Cedric won the whole sha-bang. While I’m on the subject I’ll say that both myself and my cousin-in-law (is that even a real title?), Sam, both helped to take Muck and Lisa –whose party this was– out of the game. Yeah… we owned you at your own party!!!

“You know I got this shit in the bag, bitches” –Cedric (just prior to his musical chairs victory)
…no he didn’t really say that.

Me burying my face in the chest of my sister’s boyfriend, Tim. I felt so safe there. Tim… call me.

My sister, Erin, and I dancing to Rihanna’s “Umbrella” song. Tia, I had a great time with you tonight! Love ya!

This second video is my favorite of them all (and believe me, I’ve seen a shniz-load of japanese game and prank shows). Like the first one I posted here, this video is a bit old, but if you haven’t seen it… well, it’s new to you. Make sure you aren’t drinking anything when you watch this because it will shoot out your nose.

I’m trying not to get really angry here. Religion and I have had our issues for quite some time. It all stems from that time when Religion and I were downing shots of Tequila and chasing them with Bourbon. I don’t know how it happend, but somehow we got on the topic of my mother, and Religion started making up all these rude things about her. I won’t go into details but I will say that we haven’t spoken since. DAMN YOU, RELIGION! I AM NOT ADOPTED! MY MOTHER IS A SAINT!

I’m done kidding. Here is the real reason for this post: a video of some Christian asshole whose name I will not bother to commit to memory. He goes on this whole rant about how George Carlin is burning in Hell, and how he is begging for God’s mercy… so on and so forth. It’s psychotic.

Rest In Peace, George. We will miss you.

Thanks, Tina

… cookie?!

BARACK OBAMA FOR PRESIDENT!