Earl Yorke http://www.earlyorke.com Official website for Maine writer Earl Yorke. Sat, 16 Jan 2010 02:16:52 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.7 en Wow! (Part 2 - this time with porn!) http://www.earlyorke.com/2010/01/15/wow-part-2-this-time-with-porn/ http://www.earlyorke.com/2010/01/15/wow-part-2-this-time-with-porn/#comments Fri, 15 Jan 2010 20:25:16 +0000 Earl Unrelated Posts Completely Random and Pointless Current Events http://www.earlyorke.com/2010/01/15/wow-part-2-this-time-with-porn/ Because this blog is suffering from a seemingly endless identity crisis (and for the time being I am unsure exactly where I should be going with it or what I should be posting), here is another internet-related chart. Unlike the last one, however, this one is not as surprising. It’s pretty much what I would expect from web-based pornography and those who have made it such a lucrative business — with the exception of GM making millions off of porn… where did that come from? I mean, I understand that Time Warner and Marriott make money off of pay-per-view movies, but where the hell does GM fit into this? I’d do the research, but… screw it. (< --------------- you like what I did there? You know, with the porn and screw it thing?)

Enjoy.

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]]> http://www.earlyorke.com/2010/01/15/wow-part-2-this-time-with-porn/feed/ Wow! http://www.earlyorke.com/2009/12/10/wow/ http://www.earlyorke.com/2009/12/10/wow/#comments Thu, 10 Dec 2009 05:20:29 +0000 Earl Completely Random and Pointless Current Events http://www.earlyorke.com/2009/12/10/wow/ Holy crap, what became of November?! Either I had trouble finding anything interesting to post here, or I was too busy with school work. Like it matters…

I came across this little chart today and was amazed. I like to believe that I have a pretty good understanding of exactly how much data flows through “the tubes” every day, but this really puts it in perspective. Enjoy.

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]]> http://www.earlyorke.com/2009/12/10/wow/feed/ The Whitest Kids You Know: Water Balloons http://www.earlyorke.com/2009/10/26/the-whitest-kids-you-know-water-balloons/ http://www.earlyorke.com/2009/10/26/the-whitest-kids-you-know-water-balloons/#comments Mon, 26 Oct 2009 17:26:27 +0000 Earl THE WHITEST KIDS YOU KNOW http://www.earlyorke.com/2009/10/26/the-whitest-kids-you-know-water-balloons/ Another hilarious sketch from The Whitest Kids You Know sketch comedy show (which isn’t broadcast where I live… eff you, Time Warner). It picks up after about a minute. Enjoy.

]]> http://www.earlyorke.com/2009/10/26/the-whitest-kids-you-know-water-balloons/feed/ Return of the Random http://www.earlyorke.com/2009/10/22/return-of-the-random/ http://www.earlyorke.com/2009/10/22/return-of-the-random/#comments Thu, 22 Oct 2009 19:18:49 +0000 Earl Completely Random and Pointless http://www.earlyorke.com/2009/10/22/return-of-the-random/ Okay, the last few months have been very busy for me and I haven’t been left with much time to feed this site it’s mandatory servings of nutritional randomness. Sorry. Well, actually no, I’m not not sorry. Life can be crazy sometimes. Anyway, I’m back (school schedule permitting), and I can’t think of a better way to get things rolling here again than to post the following video that I made on JibJab. The people in it are co-workers of mine so it’s kind of an inside joke. Still, it’s damned funny so enjoy!

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I’m coming back into my usual “blogging season” again, so for those of you who frequent this site (if you truly exist), have no fear, I’ll be back at the end of October at the latest!

]]> http://www.earlyorke.com/2009/09/30/508/feed/ The Whitest Kids You Know: Gallon of PCP http://www.earlyorke.com/2009/08/18/whitest-kids-you-know-gallon-of-pcp/ http://www.earlyorke.com/2009/08/18/whitest-kids-you-know-gallon-of-pcp/#comments Tue, 18 Aug 2009 04:28:08 +0000 Earl THE WHITEST KIDS YOU KNOW http://www.earlyorke.com/2009/08/18/whitest-kids-you-know-gallon-of-pcp/ Yes, I’m still here. I’ve been working hard this summer, and I haven’t been updating this blog very much (not that anybody except the spammers care). Let’s do some more Whitest Kids You Know… I’m just loving them lately.

]]> http://www.earlyorke.com/2009/08/18/whitest-kids-you-know-gallon-of-pcp/feed/ The Whitest Kids You Know: Abe Lincoln http://www.earlyorke.com/2009/07/01/the-whitest-kids-you-know-abe-lincoln/ http://www.earlyorke.com/2009/07/01/the-whitest-kids-you-know-abe-lincoln/#comments Wed, 01 Jul 2009 10:00:54 +0000 Earl THE WHITEST KIDS YOU KNOW http://www.earlyorke.com/2009/07/01/the-whitest-kids-you-know-abe-lincoln/ This is the first Whitest Kids video I saw. Thanks, Taran!

]]> http://www.earlyorke.com/2009/07/01/the-whitest-kids-you-know-abe-lincoln/feed/ The Whitest Kids You Know: GRAPIST! http://www.earlyorke.com/2009/06/23/the-whitest-kids-you-know-grapist/ http://www.earlyorke.com/2009/06/23/the-whitest-kids-you-know-grapist/#comments Tue, 23 Jun 2009 06:35:53 +0000 Earl THE WHITEST KIDS YOU KNOW http://www.earlyorke.com/2009/06/23/the-whitest-kids-you-know-grapist/ These guys are so funny, and they are all over youtube. If this post is well received, I might just create a new category just for them. Hell, I’m gonna do it anyway.

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