We went to the midnight showing of The Dark Knight last night. If you don’t know what that is, I’ll just say: 1) shame on you, and 2) really? wtf?
While The Dark Knight was probably one of the best experiences of my life, I can’t help but adhere to the lingering memory of one specific trailer that preceeded it at that showing. I’ve been following every piece of info on “Watchmen” (the movie depicted in said trailer), but up until now the world has been denied even a teaser trailer. Well, the wait is over. Check out this slice of fried gold (yes, I just quoted Shaun of the Dead… and Hott Fuzz):
This will almost certainly turn out to be the next over-hyped/played video on the interwebs. If this little idiot was my son I’d probably take him out back and shoot him. Some kids play video games waaaaaaaaaaay too much, and as a result are turning things like books into dead forms of entertainment. This kid takes things even further… complete, pathetic obsession.
I will give him credit for his attention to detail though. He did a great job replicating those weapons. He’s still a nut-job though.
No idea what these guys are trying to perform in order to save their manhood in the following video. My best guess is that they are attempting to recite a tongue-twister as quickly as they can, but I’m not 100% on that. Anyway, only one of them succeeds in doing whatever it is, while the rest of them are forever rendered incapable of fathering a child. I suppose that’s a good thing considering that they were stupid enough to sign up for this show in the first place. Awesome video, even if it has been around forever.
This second video is my favorite of them all (and believe me, I’ve seen a shniz-load of japanese game and prank shows). Like the first one I posted here, this video is a bit old, but if you haven’t seen it… well, it’s new to you. Make sure you aren’t drinking anything when you watch this because it will shoot out your nose.
I love the month of June. Summer doesn’t truly feel like it’s here until that day when you flip your calendar from May to June (in our case, when you flip your Lost calendar from Sun & Jin to Sayid). In my opinion, there really isn’t a better month out of the entire year. With my son’s birthday on the 19th, the flowers in bloom, and the boatloads of money that I’ll be raking in from my tourist-trap job, there really isn’t much offered by June that I can pass on… except for the damned MTV Movie Awards. Blech.
Best Kiss? Best Summer Movie So Far? What kind of idiot dreams up these award categories?! Moreover, what kind of producer goes along with them? I suppose that I do get a little too angry sometimes when it comes to things that bother me, but this show has always sucked. I will, however, give it some credit for it’s sketches in between presenters, performers, and commercials. One of these sketches awaits you below, and it is pretty hilarious… so I hope that you guys enjoy it.
Just when I thought that Weezer had absolutely nothing left to offer this planet they come back with the following, kick-ass, awesomical, super-duper, creativically unbelievablesome video. I love making up words.
Here is “Pork and Beans,” complete with cameos from the ACTUAL PEOPLE whose videos made youtube.com such a sensation. Woooo haaaaaaaa!
I can’t believe I haven’t put this up here yet… me so stupid.
For as long as I can remember people have talked about how Pink Floyd’s “Dark Side of the Moon” matches up perfectly with “The Wizard of Oz.” After searching on youtube for a grueling 2 minutes, I found it, synchronized perfectly. Watch… enjoy… thank me for embedding it here. It’s such a chore for me to do this.
Here you go. There are several parts to it. Watch them all.
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