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I’m on a boat mutha#@$%er!
February 9th, 2009 under Completely Random and Pointless, Unrelated Posts. [ Comments: none ]

Andy Samberg and his band, “The Lonely Island” (love the name), are coming to your cd/mp3 player this Tuesday with their first album. You saw their “Jizz in My Pants” video on SNL (and here too… yeah, I cut-and-paste like a PRO!)… this is the next release from their upcoming album, “Incredibad.” I can’t wait to download this first effort by what will likely be one of the best white hip-hop bands ever!

…EVER!

This youtube video seems to be an official promo for the album. Let’s just hope that it is, or else I’ll have to replace it with something “official” from the nbc website… with all of the swears bleeped out. I really don’t want to do that; this video is nothing without the f-word. “…I fucked a mermaid!”

Poseidon… look at meeeeeee!

[Update] 2.11.2009 — …and there we go… embedding disabled by request. Let’s see if I can find another.

[Update] 2.12.2009 — …and it’s back up again. WTF, YOUTUBE?! Well, now we have the explicit version on top and the censored one on the bottom. I’m not going to take either of them down… who knows what might happen next.

Okay… we’re good, though this is the edited version that aired on SNL. Oh well, beggars can’t be choosers. Let’s see how long this one lasts…


Merry Christmaqwannzukka!
December 25th, 2008 under Completely Random and Pointless, Unrelated Posts. [ Comments: 2 ]

Merry Christmas everyone! Here is my present to you (thank me later):

“OMG… that’s so random.” Get over it, that’s what this site is all about.

…okay, fine. Take this one instead (thanks, Mom):


Ghosts and goblins are now unleashed upon… eh, screw it
October 31st, 2008 under Unrelated Posts. [ Comments: none ]

I’m really not feeling Halloween this year, and I honestly can’t explain why. It might have something to do with the fact that I absolutely hate the fall, and when the weather is as bad as it has been here in Maine it makes the whole experience even worse for me. Don’t get me wrong, I am looking forward to taking the little man and not-so-little girl out for some trick-or-treating, I’m just not in the spirit of the holiday like I have been in years past.

Oh well… there’s still Christmas. Why the hell am I thinking about that so early? Whatever… enjoy this crazy goat video I found.

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Take On Me… just not the version you remember.
October 23rd, 2008 under Unrelated Posts. [ Comments: 1 ]

Remember that cheesy video for “Take on Me” by A-Ha (just one in a long line of clever 80′s band names)? Yes? Then you can join Dina and I in our support group every Tuesday night. No? Then forget everything I just wrote. There is no such thing as a “Take on Me” music video.

…This is how that song should have gone along with that ridiculous video. For those of you reluctant to subject yourself to this crap again, I’ll have you know that only the video is the same, the lyrics have been changed completely so that its producers can effectively show you the funny

I’m gonna kick some ass with my own pipe-wrench –Hilarious Quote #1

Is this your house –Hilarious Quote #2


Earl and Cedric… the third video
May 21st, 2008 under Unrelated Posts. [ Comments: 1 ]

Here we go… the third installment of the epic web-cam trilogy that my son and I created (as if this will be the last one).


Another film trailer for y’all…
May 9th, 2008 under Completely Random and Pointless, Unrelated Posts. [ Comments: none ]

I don’t know much about this title yet, but if this teaser trailer is any indication it will surely kick a sizeable portion of ass. I’ll update this post with more info as soon as I have more time to play around on the official website (www.ironsky.net).

[Update (5.12.2008):] Man, the more I watch this trailer the more I love it. That song is so moving. Crazyness. Anyway, the reason for this update is so that I can lay a bit more info regarding Iron Sky on you guys. This is the follow-up film to Energia Productions’, Star Wreck: In the Pirkinning, which is credited as the most successful feature-length movie ever to be released solely online (atleast in it’s initial run). Iron Sky will supposedly be a dark comedy with production values similar to the SciFi films of the fifties. Think that sounds great? There’s more. Star Wreck was penned and filmed entirely in Finnish, and watching it with subtitles sucks so much ass it’s painful (though I swear that I’ll suffer through it when I get the time). Thankfully, this time around, Energia will be filming in English and — apparently — German. The script is being penned by Johanna Sinisalo, an award-winning Finnish author. One other tidbit that I read was that production has been in effect since 2006… and they’re still in pre-production! That would normally strike some as odd, but it supposedly took Energia over five years to complete Star Wreck, so I wouldn’t be surprised if Iron Sky doesn’t hit the interwebs for atleast another three years (though I would guess that it will take longer than that).

…end gigantic paragraph that should probably be several… blogger doesn’t care about sentence structure anymore.

That’s it for now. Email me with other questions or check out the official website (which was down at the time of this blog entry).

Now, on to the teaser trailer for… Iron Sky:


The third trailer for “The Dark Knight”
May 4th, 2008 under Unrelated Posts. [ Comments: none ]

Words can’t possibly describe how awesome–

How do I–

Just watch:


OMFG, SO MANY PICTURES!!!!!1!!
April 29th, 2008 under Family Pictures and Events, Unrelated Posts. [ Comments: 10 ]

We’re back from our California vacation… what could be more depressing? There is nothing that sucks harder than coming home from a long vacation and having to deal with reality again. Blech. Oh well, atleast I took a *&^% load of pictures… over 1,000 total, and I’m not kidding. You can imagine how difficult it was for me to pick and choose which images to display here. I’ve been at it all day, and after my many hours of hunting I have edited and re-sized 18 pictures that I believe will give you guys an idea as to how our vacation went. I’ll display the first five without a break in the post, but you’ll have to click on the more link to view the remaining thirteen… I really don’t want to take up too much space.

Well… enjoy!

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Every morning Taran would wake up with this awesome bed-head.

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That’s right… I met Batman and his love-slave, Robin. The vacation could have ended there and I would have gone home happy.

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Cedric and I on the plane ride… LegoLand style.

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Cedric on the joust ride.

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Cedric the pirate kills his sister. Things will never be the same again.

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