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Wow!
December 10th, 2009 under Completely Random and Pointless, Current Events. [ Comments: none ]

Holy crap, what became of November?! Either I had trouble finding anything interesting to post here, or I was too busy with school work. Like it matters…

I came across this little chart today and was amazed. I like to believe that I have a pretty good understanding of exactly how much data flows through “the tubes” every day, but this really puts it in perspective. Enjoy.

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Heath Ledger wins the Oscar for Best Supporting Actor!
February 22nd, 2009 under Current Events. [ Comments: none ]

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Heath Ledger as The Joker

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Don’t act like you’re not surprised that I was wearing this shirt tonight… I have openly admitted that I’m lame. (Nice job, Dina, for capturing me in the moment. I love you, Baby!!!)

Just moments ago, the late, great Heath Ledger posthumously won the Oscar for Best Supporting Actor. I’ve been pulling for him in this category since I saw “The Dark Knight,” and couldn’t be happier to see this amazing actor finally recognized for his brilliance. It’s a shame that he is no longer with us, but at least he has received the honorable recognition that he has so deserved. Heath… CONGRATULATIONS!

One more thing: way to go time warner (no, I’m not going to put any caps in your name, you asses) for completely screwing up your HD programming. We had to watch the whole thing in standard definition because the HD channel was just… a… black… screen. Nice.

…and the winner for Worst Cable Provider goes to: (oh my God… I can’t believe it… wait, yes, I can) TIME WARNER!


Christian Bale flipout… the remix
February 8th, 2009 under Current Events. [ Comments: none ]

So, a few weeks ago the world was shocked by a recording that surfaced on the internet featuring Christian Bale completely unloading on one of the lighting techs on the set of Terminator Salvation: The Future Begins. As funny as that clip was in its pure form, the following remix is absolutely brilliant. Watch the whole thing.

By the way, this is not something you want to play at work or with the kids around… so don’t…

One more thing: if you’re wondering about the identity of the woman who says “shut the #$%@ up”… think “Prince of Tides.” Yes, it is Barbara Streisand (I’m pretty sure I misspelled her name, but as always, I really don’t care).


Holy #@%&! It’s starting!
January 27th, 2009 under Current Events. [ Comments: none ]

Well, it actually started last summer when the US economy started to go into the red. Companies started trying to bank on the fears of consumers who were afraid to spend their money because their jobs might be cut or that their wages could be… um… cut as well. Still, this commercial is one of the most ridiculous gimmicks I have ever seen, and it paints a very clear picture of what we can likely expect from both foreign and domestic corporations until this crisis is over. I saw this commercial on television just 10 minutes ago, and I immediately left what I was watching to post it here. Blech.

Just watch this pile of shit, and note that they don’t tell you exactly what kind of return on your investment you might be getting by selling the car back to them within that one year period.


Barack Obama: America’s 44th President
January 20th, 2009 under Current Events. [ Comments: none ]

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Whether you are a believer in President Barack Obama’s message of change or not, the time has come, and just moments ago the 44th President of the United States of America was sworn in. This is a time of great historical significance in our great nation’s history, and should not be taken lightly (even by you skeptics… I know who you are).

To those of us who supported this great man, the message is no longer, “yes we can,” it is, “Yes… we… did!”

To those of you who continue to hate Barack Obama because of his skin color, political party, or whatever other crap your brain might be vomitting (yes, I said vomitting crap… IT MAKES SENSE TO ME, DAMN IT), I’ll just say this:

Deal with it.

Here’s to what I am certain will be a very successful Presidency, at a time when we need it the most.


ICE STORM = (temporary) END OF THE WORLD FOR A FEW OF US
December 15th, 2008 under Inspiration, Current Events, Family Pictures and Events. [ Comments: 2 ]

Four days ago I was sitting in my living room, having a glass of wine with my wife. Next thing I know, everything goes black and three big BOOMS sound off across our neighborhood. I speculated at the time that these loud noises were the result of a few transformers blowing, due to falling branches. I later found out that this theory was sound, but that is really not the important thing to focus on here. Why were the branches falling? is a bit more appropriate…

ICE STORM!!!

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I’m not sure if we made the National news since we haven’t had any television until now, but New England was pounded by freezing rain and ice on Thursday afternoon, lasting all the way until Friday morning. The aftermath of this devastating storm follows in the pictures below, but before we get to that I would like to tell the tale of my family’s survival over the last four days. You probably already sense what I’m getting at here: we had no electricity the whole time… I would honestly say that literally hundreds, if not thousands of power lines went down due to branches snapping from the extra weight of the ice coating them. So what does that mean for a household heated by a combination of oil and electricity (neither of which can function to heat the house without the other)? We were screwed.

Friday morning I woke the kids and my wife, and after surveying the yard around my house and most of the neighborhood I concluded that the power would not be coming back any time soon (this is evidenced by the conditions depicted pictures that follow). My first thought was to check in to a hotel, but I would later discover that nearly all of Southern Maine was in black-out mode… so if we didn’t have heat or electricity, neither did the hotels. Luckily, I received a call from my sister, who had a wood stove. Even more fortuitous: this wood stove sat in an enclosed room that was easy to keep warm with just the stove’s heat alone. Problem solved.

For two days we stayed in that room, leaving only to make trips to check out where power was being restored and to get Dunkin’ Donuts coffee… okay, and to get more wood for the fire. We adults played board games and drank a lot of alcohol (and by we I really mean me), while the kids kept themselves occupied with their Nintendo DS’s and the game Animal Crossing: Wild World. Each night we burned candles for light while we entertained ourselves with Parcheesi and conversation. Both nights I stayed up until 4 or 5 in the morning, keeping the fire adequately stoked so that my family stayed warm before going to bed and getting some rest for myself. Things were going pretty smooth… until the batteries died in the kids’ DS’s. As soon as the last shred of electronic entertainment came to a slowly dimming demise the kids just turned on each other. I can’t help but laugh at it now, but at the time Dina and I were very annoyed. “He just hit me with this,” and “She just shoved that in my ear,” got old very quickly. Still, despite our brief Cabin Fever issues, my family endured.

Fortunately by Sunday power was restored to the various hotels in Ogunquit, Maine, and we were able to check in to the Meadowmere Resort for our remaining hours of homelessness. There, we were all able to shower and enjoy warm beds without having to breathe smoke all day and night (not that I’m complaining… we were surviving). The kids were able to charge their DS’s (and thankfully shut the $%^& up), and even Dina and I took a little time to play some Animal Crossing.

The next day we came home to check on the power situation… still no electricity. I took Dina to work, and then took the kids to breakfast at a local breakfast joint called Norma’s, where we had a good meal, then returned home… to find that the power had been restored! I cranked the heat, turned on every light in the house (BECAUSE I COULD, DAMN IT), and cleaned up the mess we had left behind in our scrambling to escape the cold on Friday morning. That leads me to this point. I am happy to be sitting at my computer in a fully heated and illuminated house sharing this with you all. After four days of being forced to go without the simple pleasures in life, I can honestly say that I will never take what I have for granted again… or at least not take it for granted for the next two days… five hours… Christ, I’ve already forgotten what it’s like to go without.

I would like to thank my Sister, Erin, for taking us into her home and giving us a means to survive. I love you, Sis… can’t wait to meet little Cecilia Virginia Sullivan (when you “get your baby out.”)

I would also like to thank the Management of the Meadowmere for being so supportive of displaced locals such as myself and my family. With such generosity as heavily discounted rates and extended stays beyond usual check-out time, you truly are a stand-up establishment. The town of Ogunquit owes you many thanks, and so do I.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

Okay… on to the pictures!

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The tree outside the window where I do my writing

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Our frozen cherry tree

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A scene from my back driveway… everything is covered in a layer of ice

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A close up of one of the bushes in my yard… look at that coating of ice… let’s see how many times I say “ice” before this post is completed

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Kiss that power line feeding one of our apartments with power goodbye!

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Just how crazy things were… the whole neighborhood was covered… who am I kidding, the entire NORTHEAST was covered… in ice

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Beautiful dog posing in front of our rose bush

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One of many fallen trees, snapped in half by the weight of the ice covering them

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Fallen branches at the entrance to Perkins Cove, Ogunquit, Maine (google it)

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Devastation on my Sister’s road…

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More devastation on my Sister’s road…

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Local firefighters and policemen had their work cut out for them this weekend

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Surviving at my Sister’s house. From left: Taran, Cedric, Erin.

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Some of us dealt with the situation over the last four days better than others

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Shameless inclusion of a self-portrait (this is my blog after all)… look at how scruffy and dirty I am

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Cat, abandoned and presumed dead, is happy that we are home

I’m sure that more pictures will end up on this blog by tomorrow, but for now that is it. Time to sit back and enjoy my television. Forgive any typos, I just want to throw this post up now and edit later.


HA-HA! IN YO’ FACE O.J.!!!!!
December 5th, 2008 under Current Events. [ Comments: 1 ]

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The Associated Press Reports:

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A broken O.J. Simpson has been sentenced to at least 15 years in prison for a Las Vegas hotel armed robbery by a judge who rejected his apology and said, “It was much more than stupidity.”

Simpson stood stone-faced Friday when Judge Jackie Glass quickly rattled off his punishment after he pleaded with her that he didn’t mean to steal from anybody when he tried to retrieve memorabilia.

He appeared ready to break down in tears as he told that he was “sorry and confused” before going into a rambling and emotional 5-minute declaration.
“I didn’t want to steal anything from anyone … I’m sorry, sorry,” he said

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Oh, yes. Justice is finally served. 15 years in prison isn’t quite as bad as life, but when you consider that he’ll be 76 when he gets out, it sounds pretty good. Man, this ass-hat had it coming for a while. I’ll say it again: justice is finally served. See ya later, O.J… don’t drop the soap.

$100 says that he’ll be torn to pieces in there. This might well be a “life” sentence.


Prepare for the funny… I shows it 2 yous
November 10th, 2008 under Current Events. [ Comments: 1 ]

Make sure you aren’t drinking anything when you watch this… it will spew from your nose. Here is yet another video supporting a truth that none of us can disprove: The Onion is where you find the best funninessticationism.

Wow… two posts in one day… WITHIN TEN MINUTES OF EACH OTHER… check me out! Lots of good stuff on the web today… two whole things!


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