This video is pretty old, but it is one of the most amazing things I’ve ever seen. I can’t lend any commentary to it that would do justice to exactly how cool it is.
Don’t act like you’re not surprised that I was wearing this shirt tonight… I have openly admitted that I’m lame. (Nice job, Dina, for capturing me in the moment. I love you, Baby!!!)
Just moments ago, the late, great Heath Ledger posthumously won the Oscar for Best Supporting Actor. I’ve been pulling for him in this category since I saw “The Dark Knight,” and couldn’t be happier to see this amazing actor finally recognized for his brilliance. It’s a shame that he is no longer with us, but at least he has received the honorable recognition that he has so deserved. Heath… CONGRATULATIONS!
One more thing: way to go time warner (no, I’m not going to put any caps in your name, you asses) for completely screwing up your HD programming. We had to watch the whole thing in standard definition because the HD channel was just… a… black… screen. Nice.
…and the winner for Worst Cable Provider goes to: (oh my God… I can’t believe it… wait, yes, I can) TIME WARNER!
…I give you their first spanish project ever to disgrace the servers of youtube.com (okay, now that is definately a stretch). Here is the video that my step-son, Taran, and cousin, Dylan made last year for their spanish class. This is the one that started it all. I keep asking myself why I’m bothering to post this crap here, but it’s really no different than the usual crap that I post.
I knew that I’d see something like this one day, but I honestly thought that the kid would be from the deep south with a Joe Dirt style mullet wig. This is some sick stuff; people standing around a smoking (and swearing… don’t forget the swearing) child and LAUGHING. The little guy doesn’t appear to be inhaling, so it might not be as bad as it looks, but c’mon… it’s still pretty messed up.
This is why the human race is on its way out, my friends.
[Update] 2.13.2009 — I’ve had to do way too many of these lately because of that bullshit youtube. I grabbed the video from a different user, so hopefully it will stay up this time. Thanks, Tina for letting me know that the video was no longer any good.
Andy Samberg and his band, “The Lonely Island” (love the name), are coming to your cd/mp3 player this Tuesday with their first album. You saw their “Jizz in My Pants” video on SNL (and here too… yeah, I cut-and-paste like a PRO!)… this is the next release from their upcoming album, “Incredibad.” I can’t wait to download this first effort by what will likely be one of the best white hip-hop bands ever!
…EVER!
This youtube video seems to be an official promo for the album. Let’s just hope that it is, or else I’ll have to replace it with something “official” from the nbc website… with all of the swears bleeped out. I really don’t want to do that; this video is nothing without the f-word. “…I fucked a mermaid!”
Poseidon… look at meeeeeee!
[Update] 2.11.2009 — …and there we go… embedding disabled by request. Let’s see if I can find another.
[Update] 2.12.2009 — …and it’s back up again. WTF, YOUTUBE?! Well, now we have the explicit version on top and the censored one on the bottom. I’m not going to take either of them down… who knows what might happen next.
Okay… we’re good, though this is the edited version that aired on SNL. Oh well, beggars can’t be choosers. Let’s see how long this one lasts…
So, a few weeks ago the world was shocked by a recording that surfaced on the internet featuring Christian Bale completely unloading on one of the lighting techs on the set of Terminator Salvation: The Future Begins. As funny as that clip was in its pure form, the following remix is absolutely brilliant. Watch the whole thing.
By the way, this is not something you want to play at work or with the kids around… so don’t…
One more thing: if you’re wondering about the identity of the woman who says “shut the #$%@ up”… think “Prince of Tides.” Yes, it is Barbara Streisand (I’m pretty sure I misspelled her name, but as always, I really don’t care).
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