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HA-HA! IN YO’ FACE O.J.!!!!!
December 5th, 2008 Current Events

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The Associated Press Reports:

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A broken O.J. Simpson has been sentenced to at least 15 years in prison for a Las Vegas hotel armed robbery by a judge who rejected his apology and said, “It was much more than stupidity.”

Simpson stood stone-faced Friday when Judge Jackie Glass quickly rattled off his punishment after he pleaded with her that he didn’t mean to steal from anybody when he tried to retrieve memorabilia.

He appeared ready to break down in tears as he told that he was “sorry and confused” before going into a rambling and emotional 5-minute declaration.
“I didn’t want to steal anything from anyone … I’m sorry, sorry,” he said

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Oh, yes. Justice is finally served. 15 years in prison isn’t quite as bad as life, but when you consider that he’ll be 76 when he gets out, it sounds pretty good. Man, this ass-hat had it coming for a while. I’ll say it again: justice is finally served. See ya later, O.J… don’t drop the soap.

$100 says that he’ll be torn to pieces in there. This might well be a “life” sentence.


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14403 Comment from Tina December 5, 2008, 7:07 pm

LMAO!!!!! Don’t drop the soap!!!! LMAO!!!! I’m dying here. Earl you are hilarious.

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