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Here we go again… HAPPY ACKNOWLEDGEMENT OF APPRECIATION FOR SOMETHING DAY!
November 27th, 2008 under Inspiration, Family Pictures and Events. [ Comments: none ]

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^^ The biggest turkey you’ll find in the Yorke household ^^

Another Thanksgiving, another what Earl is thankful for post. I suppose the first thing on my list would be that my family is healthy and happy. You really can’t ask for anything more, but the other perks in life are a welcome addition…

We are facing the final two months of one of the most disastrous presidencies in the history of this country, and have a new President-elect after an equally historical election. Here’s to Barack Obama and the amazing job that he will perform as the leader of the free world.

I am on the verge of finishing my fall semester at school with all A’s, thus maintaining my 4.0 GPA. You want to be me, but there can be… only one (I just made that up… no, I’ve never heard of a Highlander).

Last on my list: my sister is going to be a mother. I’M GOING TO BE AN UNCLE! Finally, I can spoil someone else’s child. I love you, Tia! Congratulations.

…yep, there’s a lot to be thankful for this year, and that is never a bad thing. With so many things to be appreciative of in my life I cannot deny that my family is blessed in some way… okay, this post just took a turn toward the LAME SIDE of Earl Yorke. I’ll just quit while I’m ahead.

HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE! As always, I hope that you are all spending this day with your families and are reminded why we can only stand each other for this one day out of the year.


The Matrix… running on Windows XP… anyone else see where this is going? — going? — going? — going? — going? (god damn it, someone hit CTRL + ALT + DEL)
November 14th, 2008 under Completely Random and Pointless. [ Comments: 1 ]

As part of my never ending quest to show you the funny, I present the version of The Matrix that should have been filmed. Enjoy.

Best part: the agent fight where the blue screen of death pops up. It made me lol. Why can’t I stop using these stupid acronyms?


Talk about pointless… and crazy-cool
November 12th, 2008 under Completely Random and Pointless. [ Comments: 1 ]

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Click HERE. Just do it, then navigate back here.

What you just saw is an archived portion of this blog from December 2005! archive.org allows you to look back at virtually any website, and arranges them based on the dates that they changed. I’ve been playing around with this for about an hour. Let’s just say that the online porn biz has come a long way.

Enjoy playing with my new toy.

Thanks to Mark for pointing this out to me.


Prepare for the funny… I shows it 2 yous
November 10th, 2008 under Current Events. [ Comments: 1 ]

Make sure you aren’t drinking anything when you watch this… it will spew from your nose. Here is yet another video supporting a truth that none of us can disprove: The Onion is where you find the best funninessticationism.

Wow… two posts in one day… WITHIN TEN MINUTES OF EACH OTHER… check me out! Lots of good stuff on the web today… two whole things!


That is why I didn’t buy your damned service plan!
November 10th, 2008 under Current Events. [ Comments: 1 ]

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Proud cardholders, you may want to pay off and close this account

Taken from cnn.com:

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NEW YORK (CNNMoney.com) — Circuit City Stores Inc., the No. 2 electronics seller after Best Buy, filed for bankruptcy protection Monday, hoping the move will allow it to stock its shelves in time for the crucial holiday shopping season.

The move comes about a week after Circuit City said it would close 155 stores as it deals with a worsening economic downturn that has left more consumers with less money to shop. The company intends to keep its remaining stores open through the bankruptcy procedings.

Circuit City (CC, Fortune 500) said it decided to file for bankruptcy at this time to ensure that it would have “adequate merchandise flow to stores during the important holiday season.”

The retailer said consumers should continue to shop at its stores.

“Chapter 11 is not a closing or liquidation,” the company said in an e-mail to CNNMoney.com. “We remain committed to doing a better job of taking care of our guests, and making it easier to shop at Circuit City.”

For anyone that’s on the hunt for a sweet deal on a flatscreen TV, Circuit City spokesman Jim Babb said it’s “safe to assume” that consumers can expect deep discounts on TVs and other products in those Circuit City stores that are being liquidated.

In the rest of its stores, Babb said the company’s prices will remain competitive with the market over the coming weeks.

Circuit City said it is seeking approval from the bankruptcy court to honor customer programs such as returns, exchanges and gift cards. “Approval of such programs normally is granted,” the company said in the e-mail.

The electronics seller said it will still accept credit cards, including Circuit City-branded credit cards, which the company said are not impacted by its bankruptcy.

Circuit City also said it will continue to honor its warranty plans, including its Circuit City Advantage Protection Plans.

Despite these measures, one industry watcher remained unconvinced that Circuit City could still attract shoppers from here on and especially through the holiday season.

“Consumers will be skeptical about buying a $1,000 or $2,000 flatscreen TV with a warranty at Circuit City,” said Craig Johnson, retail analyst and president of Customer Growth Partners. “In their mind, there’s no guarantee that the company will still be around in the future.”

“Regarding gift cards, if you are buying a $50 gift card for Christmas, where would your comfort level be higher? At a Circuit City or a Best Buy (BBY, Fortune 500)?” Johnson said.

The company’s bankruptcy filing was also made at a crucial time of the year for merchants who are preparing for the year-end holiday shopping season.

The November-December period can account for 50% or more of retailers’ annual profits and sales. But this year, many Americans have clamped down on their shopping habits amid a weak economy and a shaky job and credit market.

Industry analysts warn that retailers will have to do whatever they can this year if they hope to have at least decent holiday sales

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Well, it’s finally happening… Circuit City, my former employer and #2 electronics store in the U-S-of-A is going under. I’m sorry, bankruptcy protection is just a fancy way of saying “we want to make as much money as we can before we are forced to close out doors for good.” Serves them right really… they canned so many of my buddies who had been there over 5 years so that they could bring in new trainees who would work for less. Assholes. Despite the state of the economy, I’ve seen this coming for Circuit City for some time. I’m glad I got out when I did because it is my understanding that they have gotten progressively worse in how they treat their employees since 2005.

My very obvious point: leaving Circuit City = good idea (those are the only ones I ever have). Burn in Hell you Jerks! (not my first word choice, but I’m trying to watch the language. Wait… did I write a$%hole up there somewhere?)


PRESIDENT OBAMA!!!!!!!
November 4th, 2008 under Current Events. [ Comments: 4 ]

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YES! WE’VE DONE IT! BARACK OBAMA IS THE PRESIDENT-ELECT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I could fill this entire post with exclamation points, people!

PRESIDENT OBAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just want to share my enthusiasm here, at the moment when CNN projected it, so that I can look back at this post and remember how exciting this moment is.

Expect another post tomorrow on this subject that includes PRESIDENT OBAMA’s victory speech tonight.

THIS IS THE END OF EIGHT YEARS OF FAILURE, AND THE BEGINNING OF EIGHT YEARS OF PROSPERITY! Yes, I believe he will last two terms… bring it on, you Republican nay-sayers! The American people have spoken, and in one voice we have all cried out for the change that Barack Obama will bring to our broken government. God bless America… we’re finally back on track again.

DINA… TINA… WE DID IT!

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[UPDATE] 11.5.2008
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As promised, Obama’s victory speech. God, I’m getting teary again…