Earl Yorke

We went to the midnight showing of The Dark Knight last night. If you don’t know what that is, I’ll just say: 1) shame on you, and 2) really? wtf?

While The Dark Knight was probably one of the best experiences of my life, I can’t help but adhere to the lingering memory of one specific trailer that preceeded it at that showing. I’ve been following every piece of info on “Watchmen” (the movie depicted in said trailer), but up until now the world has been denied even a teaser trailer. Well, the wait is over. Check out this slice of fried gold (yes, I just quoted Shaun of the Dead… and Hott Fuzz):

This will almost certainly turn out to be the next over-hyped/played video on the interwebs. If this little idiot was my son I’d probably take him out back and shoot him. Some kids play video games waaaaaaaaaaay too much, and as a result are turning things like books into dead forms of entertainment. This kid takes things even further… complete, pathetic obsession.

I will give him credit for his attention to detail though. He did a great job replicating those weapons. He’s still a nut-job though.

Dina and I took Cedric to my Aunt and Uncle’s 25th wedding anniversary party tonight. It was a blast. Lots of dancing and drinking… both were in full force tonight.

Most of these pics are of Cedric (can you blame me?). Hope that you guys get a laugh from them. We sure did.

Momma teaching the little man to dance.

My grandparents sharing a moment. I love you guys.

Cedric and Matthew dancing it up a bit.

Rainey (My mother’s Fiancee… not sure I spelled his name correctly) dancing with Cedric.

Dina getting her groove on with my cousins and other girls who I don’t know.

Cedric getting his mini-groove on with the ladies… he makes me look so bad.

Musical chairs… Cedric won the whole sha-bang. While I’m on the subject I’ll say that both myself and my cousin-in-law (is that even a real title?), Sam, both helped to take Muck and Lisa –whose party this was– out of the game. Yeah… we owned you at your own party!!!

“You know I got this shit in the bag, bitches” –Cedric (just prior to his musical chairs victory)
…no he didn’t really say that.

Me burying my face in the chest of my sister’s boyfriend, Tim. I felt so safe there. Tim… call me.

My sister, Erin, and I dancing to Rihanna’s “Umbrella” song. Tia, I had a great time with you tonight! Love ya!

No idea what these guys are trying to perform in order to save their manhood in the following video. My best guess is that they are attempting to recite a tongue-twister as quickly as they can, but I’m not 100% on that. Anyway, only one of them succeeds in doing whatever it is, while the rest of them are forever rendered incapable of fathering a child. I suppose that’s a good thing considering that they were stupid enough to sign up for this show in the first place. Awesome video, even if it has been around forever.

This second video is my favorite of them all (and believe me, I’ve seen a shniz-load of japanese game and prank shows). Like the first one I posted here, this video is a bit old, but if you haven’t seen it… well, it’s new to you. Make sure you aren’t drinking anything when you watch this because it will shoot out your nose.