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Proof that George Carlin is burning in hell… and by “proof” I mean “some crazy guy’s opinion”
June 29th, 2008 Current Events

Christians. Why the hell can’t they just leave everyone to worship — or not worship — in their own way. Why do they have to do things like protest at Heath Ledger’s funeral because he portrayed a homosexual in a movie? Why do they feel obligated to stand outside of public places handing out leaflets that tell us why we will be going to hell if we don’t take Jesus into our hearts? Why can’t they just mind their own business and focus on THEIR OWN relationship with God?

I’m trying not to get really angry here. Religion and I have had our issues for quite some time. It all stems from that time when Religion and I were downing shots of Tequila and chasing them with Bourbon. I don’t know how it happend, but somehow we got on the topic of my mother, and Religion started making up all these rude things about her. I won’t go into details but I will say that we haven’t spoken since. DAMN YOU, RELIGION! I AM NOT ADOPTED! MY MOTHER IS A SAINT!

I’m done kidding. Here is the real reason for this post: a video of some Christian asshole whose name I will not bother to commit to memory. He goes on this whole rant about how George Carlin is burning in Hell, and how he is begging for God’s mercy… so on and so forth. It’s psychotic.

Rest In Peace, George. We will miss you.


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