Christians. Why the hell can’t they just leave everyone to worship — or not worship — in their own way. Why do they have to do things like protest at Heath Ledger’s funeral because he portrayed a homosexual in a movie? Why do they feel obligated to stand outside of public places handing out leaflets that tell us why we will be going to hell if we don’t take Jesus into our hearts? Why can’t they just mind their own business and focus on THEIR OWN relationship with God?
I’m trying not to get really angry here. Religion and I have had our issues for quite some time. It all stems from that time when Religion and I were downing shots of Tequila and chasing them with Bourbon. I don’t know how it happend, but somehow we got on the topic of my mother, and Religion started making up all these rude things about her. I won’t go into details but I will say that we haven’t spoken since. DAMN YOU, RELIGION! I AM NOT ADOPTED! MY MOTHER IS A SAINT!
I’m done kidding. Here is the real reason for this post: a video of some Christian asshole whose name I will not bother to commit to memory. He goes on this whole rant about how George Carlin is burning in Hell, and how he is begging for God’s mercy… so on and so forth. It’s psychotic.
For the first time in our nations history an African-American has taken the Democrat nomination (presumtively). Wow… I still can’t believe that this is happening. It’s no secret that I am a hard-core Barack Obama supporter, and I am so happy to report that he will likely get the nomination of my political party. He’s about to speak on CNN right now so I won’t take long here. No words can possibly describe how overwhelmingly amazing this is. As I said in the title of this post: we are living history!!!
Expect me to post his, and possibly Senator Clinton’s, speeches here in an update to come later tonight.
[UPDATE] Here you go, the greatest speech I’ve ever heard. I watched it last night with Dina and D’Anna, and by the end of it we were all hugging like idiots.
I love the month of June. Summer doesn’t truly feel like it’s here until that day when you flip your calendar from May to June (in our case, when you flip your Lost calendar from Sun & Jin to Sayid). In my opinion, there really isn’t a better month out of the entire year. With my son’s birthday on the 19th, the flowers in bloom, and the boatloads of money that I’ll be raking in from my tourist-trap job, there really isn’t much offered by June that I can pass on… except for the damned MTV Movie Awards. Blech.
Best Kiss? Best Summer Movie So Far? What kind of idiot dreams up these award categories?! Moreover, what kind of producer goes along with them? I suppose that I do get a little too angry sometimes when it comes to things that bother me, but this show has always sucked. I will, however, give it some credit for it’s sketches in between presenters, performers, and commercials. One of these sketches awaits you below, and it is pretty hilarious… so I hope that you guys enjoy it.
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