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Yeah… hooray for me
March 31st, 2008 under Unrelated Posts. [ Comments: none ]

This post was meant to go up on the 14th, but I didn’t have a picture editor on this new laptop to format the picture below. Here you go… a “new” post… from the past.

3.14.2008:

So… about two weeks ago I used a small chunk of my student loan disbursement to buy myself a new laptop for my Computer Technology class build. While my step-son, Taran urged me to go with an Alienware machine (mostly geared toward… well, only gaming), I decided to go with something alot more practical… something that I can use in-class for the next three or four years with a mega-warranty backing it up. So… I followed my own instincts… instead of listening to the doofus.

Today my computer arrived and I’ve been messing around with it since. As you can see in the picture below, my little man has been very interested in it as well… and my dog is a moron (as I continue to maintain here… you’ve seen the pictures).

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Photo by “The Woman”


HOLY *&^%, IT’S ME!
March 18th, 2008 under Chasing The Dream, Completely Random and Pointless, About "Trea'Loong: Fann's Ascent". [ Comments: 4 ]

So… you’re all about to see a video of me for the first time in the history of this blog. I’m still playing around with recording and uploading my own videos (I’m not up there in extreme webcam saviness like Tina… I regret nothing), and I hope to make this a common thing on earlyorke.com. Thanks to my new laptop and all the power that it brings to my life, I’ll likely be experimenting with a number of new things here on the blog. For now though, enjoy Earl Yorke in all of his fidgety, often-neurotic lameness.

Here we go: Earl Yorke, in black and white for added dramaculousness (yeah, George W., I just ripped off one of your words):


Star Wars, the cheap version
March 18th, 2008 under Completely Random and Pointless. [ Comments: none ]

I don’t know why I love this video so much… perhaps you can tell me.

The part where the guy is making the Tie Fighter sound effects is awesome.


God, no… more demotivators
March 7th, 2008 under Completely Random and Pointless. [ Comments: 3 ]

I come across these all the time, and trust me that they have to be really funny to go up here. Out of the thirty or so that are cranked out by terribly uncreative sources each day, once in a while I stumble upon some good ones… like these:

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I can’t decide which one is funnier… the Batman one, or the God Came Upon Her one… either way they both made me lol like a mofo.