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Ezekial is… I am!
February 26th, 2007 under "Aqua Teen Hunger Force" Weekly Fix. [ Comments: none ]

I finally found this episode on youtube again. I’ve been looking for weeks and can finally share it with you all here. Make sure to watch it right away though… no telling how long it will be before they pull it again.


BULLSH*T!
February 16th, 2007 under Unrelated Posts, "Aqua Teen Hunger Force" Weekly Fix. [ Comments: none ]

Youtube.com (my obsession) has taken down every single episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force; no doubt because of what happened with those panicky morons in Boston. Great. Now what am I going to do with all of the posts that I have put up in the “Aqua Teen Hunger Force Weekly Fix” category? I may not sound it, but I’m fuming over this right now.

I just wanted to give you all a heads up. I’m going to leave the Aqua Teen posts up for now, but will likely take them all down this weekend while I cry all over my keyboard.


Welcome Back, Pumpkins!
February 7th, 2007 under Unrelated Posts. [ Comments: none ]

I’ve been waiting forever for this. The newly reunited Smashing Pumpkins have finally announced the release date for their sixth album (and first since 1999): Zeitgeist! The word itself means the spirit of the time; the taste and outlook characteristic of a period or generation. Hell yeah! Look for it on July 7, 2007!

That’s all I’ve got for now… just wanted to share my excitement with you all since it was just announced today.


Spiderman 3 sneak peek! A-d-d attack!
February 7th, 2007 under Unrelated Posts. [ Comments: none ]

Check it out… the audio sucks, but you get the idea.


In Space Nobody Can Hear You Moan
February 6th, 2007 under Current Events. [ Comments: 3 ]

The following story is taken from cnn.com:

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ORLANDO, Florida (CNN) — A NASA astronaut was arrested Monday on battery and attempted kidnapping charges after allegedly trying to subdue a romantic rival with pepper spray and abduct her from a parking lot at Orlando International Airport, police said.

Navy Capt. Lisa Marie Nowak, who flew her first space shuttle mission as a mission specialist aboard Discovery in July, and Colleen Shipman were both reported to be “in a relationship” with astronaut Bill Oefelein, a Navy commander, according to a police report of the incident.

Nowak, 43, has been charged with battery, attempted kidnapping, attempted burglary to a vehicle and destruction of evidence. Police have recommended Nowak be held without bond.

According to the report, she told police that her relationship with Oefelein was “more than a working relationship but less than a romantic relationship.”

Nowak drove from Houston, Texas, to Orlando to meet Shipman, who was flying the same route, to talk with the woman about her alleged relationship with Oefelein, the report said.

Shipman is an engineer assigned to the 45th Launch Support Squadron at Patrick Air Force Base, near the Kennedy Space Center.

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I know that the title of this post has nothing to do with the story, but can we really be sure that the deed was never done by them on a mission? I’ve been waiting for something like this to pop up for quite some time, only because I often wonder what the crewmen do to vent their sexual deprevation during their six month or so stays at the International Space Station. I understand that Lisa Marie Nowak didn’t stay at the station as a permanent crewman, but what about the others? At the moment, the two people manning the Internation Space Station are Sunita Williams and Michael Lopez-Alegria… a man and a woman… alone… in space… nobody can hear you scream (in ecstacy). Bad joke.

Seriously though, what are the odds that a man and a woman, stationed in a remote place for months and months ALONE are not going to get it on? It just has to happen. The only thing that makes me wonder is how they keep the fluids from damaging the electronic equipment up there. I could offer a few theories, but it’s not my place to talk dirty here. Hehehe.

Now, to touch upon the story above… that bitch is just crazy.


Robert Goulet Will Mess With Your Stuff
February 5th, 2007 under Unrelated Posts. [ Comments: 1 ]

The commercials from this years “SUPER BOWL” sucked… hard. There were, however, a few good ones there in the mix. I loved every one of the careerbuilder.com ads that took place in the jungle… my workplace is quite similar. The following ad happens to be my favorite though. I don’t know what it is that makes me laugh out loud every time I see it, and I won’t spend any more time analyzing it. I have to finish this post really quick so that I can watch it again.


Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters
February 2nd, 2007 under "Aqua Teen Hunger Force" Weekly Fix. [ Comments: 1 ]

Here is the trailer for the upcoming film, “Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters.” Enjoy:


“SUPER BOWL!” “SUPER BOWL!” “SUPER BOWL!” “SUPER BOWL!”
February 1st, 2007 under Current Events. [ Comments: 2 ]

That’s right you bastards, I put “SUPER BOWL” up FOUR TIMES in big letters on my website, and it’s gonna pop up several more times in this post. In quotations, no less! Gonna shut me down now?

As reflected in my last few posts, football conspiracies really piss me off. I just can’t stand it, and I’m unable to keep it from getting under my skin and making my blood boil. Why do I bring this up now? The following article was taken from si.com:

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INDIANAPOLIS (AP) — The NFL has nixed a church’s plans to use a wall projector to show the Colts-Bears Super Bowl game, saying it would violate copyright laws.

NFL officials spotted a promotion of Fall Creek Baptist Church’s “Super Bowl Bash” on the church Web site last week and overnighted a letter to the pastor demanding the party be canceled, the church said.

Initially, the league objected to the church’s plan to charge a fee to attend and that the church used the license-protected words “Super Bowl” in its promotions.

Pastor John D. Newland said he told the NFL his church would not charge anyone and that it would drop the use of the forbidden words.

But the NFL objected to the church’s plans to use a projector to show the game, saying the law limits it to one TV no bigger than 55 inches.

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How does the NFL get off forcing a church to cancel it’s “SUPER BOWL” party just because their screen is bigger than 55 inches? This is ridiculous… absolutely ridiculous! What if I have a 60-inch plasma at home and I want to watch the “SUPER BOWL” on that with a bunch of friends? Is the NFL going to shut me down too? And where the hell does this 55 inches measurement even come from anyway? What kind of country are we living in where laws limit people from watching a sport event on a certain size television. What a load of bull-shit.

…they’ve got me cursing now… great.

Now to address the whole thing with the license-protected “SUPER BOWL” name… try this one on for size, NFL: Fuck the “SUPER BOWL.”

I’ll be watching it because it’s entertaining as hell and I’m not strong enough to resist it with a boycott… but I’ll still be angry!

…and now the countdown begins… not until the game, but rather until the NFL shuts down my site for using the words…

“SUPER BOWL”


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