# Official website for Maine writer Earl Yorke.
I know what you are all thinking… well, actually I think you’re all a bit confused by the title of this post. No worries, it will all be revealed in the following link:
Turtle S & M
…yet another splendid addition to my ever-growing “Completely Random and Pointless” category. Trust me… you’ll all laugh hard at this one.
Make sure that you watch it until the end… the moaning of the turtle makes the whole thing! Enjoy!
843 Comment from DudePal October 6, 2006, 9:09 pm
Whoa! That is very inapropriate. there are many turtles who watch this site and some may be offended. I’m calling my turtle lawyer.
844 Comment from Earl Yorke October 6, 2006, 9:11 pm
Bring it!
…turtles… they don’t read books, you loon!
845 Comment from DudePal October 6, 2006, 9:15 pm
good point. Maybe I’ll call my Chimp of a lawer, I mean chimp Lawyer. No offense, Joe Bornstein.
846 Comment from Earl Yorke October 6, 2006, 9:17 pm
Joe Bornstein? Ca-Ching!
…let’s settle this one.
847 Comment from Acmeinstantgirl October 7, 2006, 1:53 pm
LOL! You guys are CRAZAY!
849 Comment from Tina October 14, 2006, 2:06 pm
That is scary! LOL! It’s a good thing they have shells!
850 Comment from Earl Yorke October 16, 2006, 11:49 am
What I’m wondering is whether they would actually do it if they didn’t have shells…
turtles…
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Whoa!
That is very inapropriate. there are many turtles who watch this site and some may be offended. I’m calling my turtle lawyer.