Earl Yorke

Oh yes… it’s real.

My brother Ryan just came back from New Orleans where he was celebrating his 21st birthday with my mother, sister, and grandparents (I wasn’t invited, but we’ll not open up that wound… hehehe). How interesting it must have been for them to walk the streets of what could arguably be called a vampire city?! Of course it is the setting for a great number of vampire stories that I can only marry to the word crap, but my problems with Anne Rice (and others) can wait for another post. The item that my brother brought back for me is probably the most thoughtful gift I have ever known him to give: a bottle of “Vampire Vineyards” brand merlot!

Photo By Earl Yorke

My brother knows that I love wines almost as much as I love vampires, so you can imagine how thrilled I was to learn that this wine was actually bottled in Transylvania, Romania! Thanks, Bro! I love you, man!

I will have you all know that I don’t plan to drink it until I see my work in print (or on the big screen)… this will be saved for a very special milestone in my writing “career.”

For more info on Vampire Vineyards click HERE!

More completely random and pointless…

What can I say… a monkey grabbing a woman’s breast is funny to me:

Monkey Assault

There we go… I’ve used up my random posts for the month.

…I love monkeys!

More serious posts to follow… hehehe.

I know what you are all thinking… well, actually I think you’re all a bit confused by the title of this post. No worries, it will all be revealed in the following link:

Turtle S & M

…yet another splendid addition to my ever-growing “Completely Random and Pointless” category. Trust me… you’ll all laugh hard at this one.

Make sure that you watch it until the end… the moaning of the turtle makes the whole thing! Enjoy!